Gosh, My old calculator ain’t got no bowl
May 2, 2008 by sittingpugs
The fruit of a random jaunt through youtube.
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第 一
South Asian Thriller (re-interpreted as you’ll see):
I found three different uploads of this video, I’m embedding this particular one because the ytuber put “subtitles” on the bottom of the video. Not the lyrics translated into English, mind you, but rather what the original sounds like to him/her in English. According to one of the comments on this uploaded version (which incidentally has Chinese subtitles), the song is called ” Goli Maar,” which means “hit the bullet.” Another comment identifies the singer as “Chiranjeevi, also known as Mega Star of South India, Highest paid in the industry;” furthermore, “the language is Telugu spoken by 80 million people in the state of Andhra pradesh. The film industry is known as Tollywood. The capital of the state is Hyderabad.
第 二
I do believe it’s a midget.
第 三
The best worst Michael Jackson impersonator. From Malaysian Idol 2004.
第 四
Will Smith and Carlton Jump On It.
Did you laugh till your sides hurt too?

Just have to say… “Goli Maar” can also mean “shoot him/her”. I think that’s what it means here.
Have to say though, I love the song with with translations and all. Hilarious.
Sweet. Thanks for the factoid. I think I watched it five times in a row after the initial viewing.