In the scent of I don’t like Clowns, the jingle of Gosh, My old calculator ain’t got no bowl, and the patter of But what if I just hate High Heels, I bring to you two Fun Fruit Snacks packed with juicy flavor.

First:

Arnie Aurellano’s column about If the Season Was a Movie…. from TheHelicon.

Yes, it refers to the NFL 2007 season, but it’s a hilarious read (I hope he does one for the 2008 season).  Here’s a sample:

Second:

The Flowfield Unity.  It’s also in the Blogroll in case you haven’t noticed.  The creator of the blog lives across the Atlantic and has this impeccable sense of humor–and it isn’t alienating, or the sort that’s only funny “if you were there” or “during the moment.”

Start with this post inspired by but not solely about The Happening.