Daily Archives: November 27, 2008

NFL Thanksgiving 08: Cowboys crush-with-eyeliner the Seahawks

The Dallas Cowboys.  The Seattle Seahawks.   The Lone Star State.  Candied Yams Day 2008 part deux.   Televised by Fox, the first quarter began with a touchdown catch by Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett.   On their next possession, running back Marion Barber got into the end zone.  The Seahawks got on the board with a field goal in the bottom of the quarter.  Dallas 14 and Seattle 3.  The second quarter started with a TD catch by tight end Jason Witten, who was playing with a broken rib.  Dallas 21 and Seattle 3.  The Cowboys increased their lead with a field goal as the clock headed towards the half of the second quarter.  Dallas 24 and Seattle 3.  The Seahawks field goaled again in the bottom of the quarter.  Dallas 24 and Seattle 6.

The third quarter started with a Seattle field goal.  Cowboys 24 and Seahawks 9.   Seattle cornerback Marcus Trufant intercepted an end zone pass from Dallas quarterback Tony Romo that was meant for wide receiver Terrell Owens.  That turnover yielded nothing.  After making an impeccable left-handed twirling catch, Owens made a TD catch in the bottom of the third quarter.  Dallas 31 and Seahawks 9.  The fourth quarter progressed about halfway and the Cowboys landed another field goal.  34 to 9.  Final score.

Observations & Miscellania:

1.  Joe Buck and Troy Aikman were commentators.

2.  Demi Lovato sang the national anthem.   I was eleven years old when she was born.   Kurt Cobain was still alive when she was born.  The camera caught a shot of a helmet-less Tony Romo and Terrell Owens among others.   Demi’s voice is nice and throaty but she sounded a pinch nervous.

3.  Troy Buck and Joe Aikman talked about the Jonas Brothers in the minute or so in the bottom of the second quarter.  Apparently the trio is popular with first-grade girls and middle-aged women.  Two of the brothers look alike enough to be assumed to be related (maybe it’s the eyebrows); the other one does not.  They performed three songs: “Tonight,” “Love Bug,” and “Burnin Up.”  They were quite out of breath by the end of the second song.

4.  Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck was sacked seven times today.

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NFL Thanksgiving 08: Titans leave the Lions in the muck

Or as some like to call it, Pilgrims Trespass on Native Lands DayCandied Yams Day.  Sweet Potato Pie Day.

Donc.  The Tennessee Titans, who were given a good talking to last week by the New York Jets, galavant north to play horseshoes with the Detroit Lions.  Broadcast on CBS, the first quarter began with Detroit fumbling the ball and Tennessee recovering it.  Titans running back Chris Johnson then made a touchdown.  The Lions’ next possession ended in a field goal.  Chris Johnson TD’d again on the next drive.  Tennessee 14 and Detroit 3.  Titans defensive end Dave Ball intercepted Lions quarterback Daunte Culpepper and ran seventeen yards into the end zone–or rather, he ran to the one or half yard line and jump-spun into the end zone, as though he were an ice skater doing a single axel or a dancer doing an inside pirouette.  Tennessee 21 and Detroit 3.

The second quarter brought a fourth increase in Titans score with a TD by running back Lendale White.  He did it again in the bottom of the quarter.  Tennessee 35 and Detroit 3.  Defensive end Cliff Avril of the Lions made an incredible ball-snatch with a minute left on the clock.  Tight end Michael Gaines made a TD catch two plays later.  Going into halftime, Titans 35 and Lions 10.

The third quarter started with a forty-nine yard field goal for the Titans.  The bottom of the quarter increased Tennessee’s score by three more points.  41 to 10.  Kicker Rob Bironas sent out a field goal at the top of the fourth quarter for the Titans.  44 to 10.  Dayam green breans.  Another field goal for the Titans in the bottom of the quarter.  47 to 10.  Final score.   The worst Thanksgiving loss for Detroit.

Observations & Miscellania:

1.  Michelle Williams sang the national anthem.  She was sporting uber short hair.  She only got the words, “by the dawn’s early light” out of her mouth and the telecast cut to commercial for a few seconds.  Good performance.

2.  Jim Nantz and Phil Simms were the commentators.

3.  Chris Johnson is quick.

4.  Jesse McCartney sang during halftime.   He reminded me of Frankie Muniz (probably on account of the short hair).  Good fjord, those backup dancers had smiles plastered on their faces.  He sang two songs: “How Do You Sleep” and “Leavin.”

5.  By the bottom of the fourth quarter, shots of the Lions sitting on the sidelines conveyed a daze from some and detachment from others.  They still had a game to play.

6.  Lions wide receiver Calvin Johnson has such a stunning body line.  His legs are gorgeously crafted.

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