Given all the relocating that comes with a parent’s job, you would least like to be the junior high-aged child of:
A. Someone in the military
B. A professional athlete of a team sport
C. The head or assistant coach for a high school, college, or professional team sport
D. A politician with aspirations for the Executive Branch of government
E. A diplomat
F. A college professor
G. An archaeologist
H. Indiana Jones
Mais oui, Olivia, I wanna go somewhere and chill.
And now back to your regularly scheduled blog post:
Now that football season is over, and my daytime hours have occupied my critical thinking skills in unprecedented ways, I’m going to just take a moment daydream and stare at the back of soy sauce bottles. Who’s with me? You can stare at something else.